Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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