its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
