well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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