Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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