Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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