I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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