Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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