How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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