I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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