This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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