And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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