Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
