I want to have your abortion
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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