Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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