Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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