Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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