I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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