he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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