Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
