You work out of a Hotel?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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