so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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