No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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