he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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