you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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