Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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