Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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