The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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