He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize