I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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