It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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