I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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