sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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