He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
two words: eviction party
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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