That's when you crack a 10am beer
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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