one might say we're banned from that church
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Are we still banned from the library?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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