My brain says no but my pants say off.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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