I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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