apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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