If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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