Porn is love you can see.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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