I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
jump out the window naked night went bad
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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