sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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