ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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