i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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