i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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