you turned your livingroom into a bong?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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