Already got asked if we're dating
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We got so high we made milksteak
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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