Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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