Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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