he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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