he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I did not marry a roomba.
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