I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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