these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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