This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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