Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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