quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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